She has a broom, bubblegum, and absolutely no solutions for your nonsense.
This funny witch shirt says it all: “Your bullshit is beyond my powers.” Featuring a green-faced vintage witch, a bright pink backdrop, and distressed retro lettering, this Comfort Colors 1717 tee brings a little magic and a very clear boundary to your wardrobe.
Wear it for Halloween, spooky-season errands, or any ordinary Tuesday that requires supernatural patience.
• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex crewneck tee • Vintage-inspired witch graphic with pink bubblegum and star details • Available in Ivory, Bay, Grape, Graphite, and Black • A fun gift for witchy friends, Halloween lovers, and anyone fluent in sarcasm
STYLE & FIT Pair it with black cutoffs and a messy front tuck for an effortlessly casual look. For the oversized fit shown in the photos, choose a larger size based on the listing’s size chart.
Because some things are beyond even a good witch’s job description.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing - Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture - Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean lines - Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk to maintain fit
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
