Not Enough Sage Keychain | Funny Witchy Keyring | Sarcastic Gift

At this point, we need a sage warehouse.

This “Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit” keychain says what your last nerve is thinking. Featuring a bright green sage bundle wrapped in pink cord, a white background, and dark silver-tone hardware, it brings a little witchy humor to your everyday essentials.

Add it to your house keys, car keys, or favorite bag. Gift it to your bestie, your work wife, or anyone whose energy-cleansing needs have exceeded the available inventory.

• “Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit” lettering
• Colorful sage bundle illustration with pink details
• White charm with dark silver-tone edging and split ring
• Funny gift for birthdays, stocking stuffers, or especially trying Tuesdays

Includes one keychain. Keys and photography props are not included. Actual energy cleansing sold separately.