2027 Funny Calendar | Desk, Wall, or Both

2027 is coming whether you like it or not. At least hang something that agrees with you.

Twelve months of vintage women, sassy headlines, and the punchlines that make them. Pick the desk calendar, the wall calendar, or grab both and save.

“Unavailable. Unbothered. Unsupervised.”
“That last one should concern you.”

Choose your calendar:

• 10" x 5" Desk Calendar: satin finish, spiral bound, freestanding. For the desk with deadlines.
• 11" x 8.5" Wall Calendar: matte finish, spiral bound. For the kitchen, the office, or wherever you track things you'd rather not do.
• Both Calendars: one for work, one for home, for less than buying them separately.

Every calendar includes:

• January–December 2027
• 12 different monthly illustrations with full headlines and subheadlines

Keep both, or keep one and gift the other to your work bestie, favorite coworker, or anyone whose patience runs out by the 3rd of the month.

Contains profanity. Position accordingly before the video call.

Printed to order.