{"product_id":"sweet-words-didn-t-work-poison-halloween-tote-bag","title":"Sweet Words Didn’t Work Poison Halloween Tote Bag","description":"Apparently, sweet words were tried.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThey failed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSo now we’re moving on to poison. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis black tote features a vintage-inspired poison bottle surrounded by red roses with the phrase:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Sweet Words Didn’t Work”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA little romantic. A little threatening. Extremely practical.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for spooky season, everyday errands, bookstore trips, farmers markets, carrying your emotional baggage, or gifting to the friend who has officially run out of patience.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Black tote bag with vintage tattoo-inspired artwork\u003cbr\u003e\n• Poison bottle and red rose design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Funny dark humor statement bag\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great Halloween and spooky season accessory\u003cbr\u003e\n• Perfect gift for sarcastic friends, tattoo lovers, and people with boundaries\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cute enough to carry in public, unhinged enough to make people look twice\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHalloween lovers\u003cbr\u003e\nVintage tattoo fans\u003cbr\u003e\nDark humor people\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic besties\u003cbr\u003e\nAlternative style\u003cbr\u003e\nSpooky season\u003cbr\u003e\nPeople who tried being nice\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSweet words didn’t work.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe have entered phase two.","brand":"Cursey Word Stuff ","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54335885181244,"sku":"8687432_49313","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Red","offer_id":54335885214012,"sku":"8687432_49317","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bottle Green","offer_id":54335885246780,"sku":"8687432_49314","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard","offer_id":54335885279548,"sku":"8687432_49322","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural","offer_id":54335885312316,"sku":"8687432_49323","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/2203\/5772\/files\/Mother_s_Day_Tote_Bag_Mockups_on_Canvas_-_Main_Listing_Image_2.png?v=1788293413","url":"https:\/\/www.curseywordstuff.com\/products\/sweet-words-didn-t-work-poison-halloween-tote-bag","provider":"Cursey Word Stuff ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}