{"product_id":"2027-funny-wall-calendar-retro-women-sarcastic-sayings","title":"2027 Funny Wall Calendar – Retro Women \u0026 Sarcastic Sayings","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eYour desk has deadlines. Now it has an attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring a little vintage charm and a very limited supply of patience to your workspace. This funny 2027 desk calendar features 12 retro-inspired illustrations, each paired with a sassy headline and the punchline that makes it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Unavailable. Unbothered. Unsupervised.”\u003cbr\u003e“That last one should concern you.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it your monthly reminder that being organized doesn’t require being agreeable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• January–December 2027\u003cbr\u003e• 12 different monthly illustrations with full headlines and subheadlines\u003cbr\u003e• 10\" × 5\" desktop calendar\u003cbr\u003e• Satin finish\u003cbr\u003e• Spiral binding and freestanding display\u003cbr\u003e• Monthly date grids beside the artwork\u003cbr\u003e• Illustrated front and back covers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for your work bestie, favorite coworker, or your own thoroughly over-it home office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eContains profanity. Position accordingly before the video call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSEO page title: 2027 Funny Retro Desk Calendar | Cursey Word Stuff\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeta description: Give your workspace an attitude with a funny 2027 desk calendar featuring retro women and sarcastic monthly sayings. 10 x 5 inches, satin finish.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11\" x 8.5\" \/ Matte","offer_id":67628377014588,"sku":"33240237261125330229","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/2203\/5772\/files\/8631161593174366134_2048.jpg?v=1791159987","url":"https:\/\/www.curseywordstuff.com\/products\/2027-funny-wall-calendar-retro-women-sarcastic-sayings","provider":"Cursey Word Stuff ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}